FIRST She gave us this marvel that is "Sex, Drugs, and Nuclear Physics"
Who else would commit such a wonderful thing?
Ha. Nostalgia.
THEN I remember the first time I haven't quite met Kim.
We clustered on a dark internet corner with digital vodka and I took the opportunity to pester her with some fundamental questions. Strangely - and graciously - enough she answered them too. On internet! To a stranger! This girl isn't scared of anything. I could have been the virtual bogeyman. With vodka!
So what did we discuss? It went like:
Me - Unicorns? Why did it have to be unicorns?
Kim - I love all manner of mythical beasts. But I think I wrote about unicorns because they are the ideal of perfection, fragile strength, and impossible beauty.
Me - What about flying carpets?
Kim - Flying carpets are great. I haven't been on one in a while, probably about 3 years. Actually I almost fell off the last one. It was late at night and I was a bit drunk. I saw a flying carpet passing by and jumped on and almost fell right off.
Me - When are you coming to Rome?
Kim - When I get my flying carpet!
HA!

(Apparently she has something for crocs too)
So I say: let's get her a blooming flying carpet!
Actually, there is way. (IM)Possibly.
NOW This girl went on and redefined "impossible" with a new touring concept.
But do not just take my word for it. Take hers!
For real! As seen on CNN and on the BBC!
No kidding. It worked a treat on her New York show.
She will be going to:
OCTOBER 14th – Los Angeles, CA
OCTOBER 15th – San Francisco, CA
OCTOBER 23rd – Minneapolis, MN (Damn. I am going to miss this one by a week or so. Drats, buggerage and darnation)
OCTOBER 27th – New Orleans, LA
But only if you want it!
(and yep, no sign of Rome in that list but I am ever hopeful)
SO IF SHE COMES NEAR YOU, DON'T MISS OUT ON THE OPPORTUNITY!
I wouldn't.